“PARKING SENSOR”
The real roosters are going to town
“RED METH” / “LIGHTNING MC-METH”
Looks like her sister tumbled into a comma after a tragic accident.
“DUBAI”
“Yea I’d drive that car in GTAV” kinda way. Not real life, jesus no. Ofcourse I like it.
“LOW-KEY BRO”
“EXHAUST MONSTER- PIPING MONOXIDE”
Imagine adding the pipes with tuning dampers to play flute like simple tunes. Imagine the car playing supermario theme at red lights.
“EACH PARTS SOLD SEPARATELY”
Somebody played real-life pickup truck simulator and glitched. REAL HARD.
“TO STUPIDITY AND BEYOND”
And that would add 2k Horse Power
“SON OF CYBERTROLL”
I actually don’t mind the look of the slingshot from the front. Or side. But when you see the big gaping black abyss that is the back of that vehicle it’s just… it’s like they gave up. Like the computer only rendered 85% of the car and no one told the engineers.
“HE WAS AN OUTCAST- NOBODY MINDED THE LITTLE THINGS”
Your adorable and ergonomic night terror vehicle of squishy doom.
“WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU MELONS”
Keeps you hydrated …or at-least reminds you to.
“THE BACK-LIGHT TERROR”
The words should be placed in front lights to warn people it’s about to hit.
“TIRED CANKERMAN WRANGLER”
Notice the spare not matching the ones down?
“WIND EM UP”
The license plate literally says smartass. He sure is.
“HMMM”
This car has a slippery fetish.
“DO YOU PRAISE THE SUN”
People steers away when you approach against them. Literally anti-traffic!
